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Post by zemalia on Feb 14, 2007 22:41:56 GMT -5
Rules are simple enough. I'll start a list of three people. The next person to reply has to say which one they would kill, screw (as in get down and funky in the bedroom), and marry (as in.. marriage). And then they list three more people! Hurrah!
Peter Griffin George W. Bush Robin Hood
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Post by Nuklearlad on Feb 14, 2007 22:54:51 GMT -5
Well I'm not comfortable with this in anyway but I need a good chuckle
Kill - Bush Screw - Robin Hood Marry - Peter Griffin
That last one is kind of by default. Having sufferred through that, I get to do the fun bit.
Paris Hilton Meatloaf Oprah Winfrey
Ha! Pity the poor fool that has the wade through that murky quagmire of talentless famous people.
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Post by zemalia on Feb 14, 2007 23:31:26 GMT -5
Kill - Paris Hilton Screw - Meatloaf (at least it won't pregnant dog afterwards) Marry - Opera (and kill her with my newly gained mofia powers)
Mickey Mouse Jon Stewart Astro Boy
At least there's one easy one in there.
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Post by moroiiangel on Feb 14, 2007 23:42:39 GMT -5
There's something easy in there?
Um... I guess I'd off Astro Boy, cuz who liked him anyways... And sleep with Jon, since he's witty and human. And then I'm left with Mickey for Marriage Licensing. He's a classic.
Shel Silverstein Will Smith Catherine Zeta-Jones
(All born on my birthday!)
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Post by rabidusfossor on Feb 15, 2007 10:17:19 GMT -5
Umm, Kill Shel cua I don't know enough about him. Marry Will cuz he is hot!!! and screw Catherine Zeta-Jones because she IS my favourite (as in I can tolerate her) female actor. And she is freaking hawt!
Alright: George Clooney Sabrina Williams David Suzuki
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Post by zemalia on Feb 15, 2007 13:29:16 GMT -5
Kill Sabrina since she's the only girl, screw Clooney because he's at least somewhat attractive (although kind of old) and marry Suzuki. At least he has a good environment plan.
Jessica Simpson Britney Spears Johnny Cash
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Post by moroiiangel on Feb 15, 2007 23:41:29 GMT -5
KILL THEM ALL!!!!!!!! OH GOD!!!! *ahem*
No but seriously. Um. I guess I shall kill Jessica, shag britney and marry jonny? Really, the worst life arrangement ever. But everyone has something they're not proud of.
Dan Brown Meryl Streep Marlon Brando
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Post by Nuklearlad on Feb 16, 2007 0:22:37 GMT -5
Tough call but here's the deal
Kill Dan Brown. He actually emboldened the catholic church with his poor writing style. No matter what your opinion of that particular church, they only announced women to be equal to men in the 1990's, if they can get away with that they don't need anyone's help.
Screw Streep, she was pretty good looking in her younger years
Marry Brando. Why? Cuz he's gonna make me an offer I can't refuse (Yes, I'm aware that's a stretch)
Now to the Fun bit
Edmund Dantez V (from V for Vendetta) Malcom Reynolds
I took this on in a different direction, killing ANY of those is going to take a lot of thought, and will probably leave someone feeling guilty
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Post by rabidusfossor on Feb 16, 2007 21:26:29 GMT -5
Hmm... I accept your challenge!
Hmm... Kill Edmund Dantez, he wrote his books. Screw V...because he is a crazy activist and could not commit. Marry Mal because he is a Sci-Fi genius!
NEXT: Sorry for the choices but I just watched spiderman... Spiderman Superman Batman
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Post by CoffeeCrisp on Feb 16, 2007 21:35:03 GMT -5
KILL THAT BUGGERING LAME-HEAD SPIDERMAN. I hate that story. Hate, hate, HATE IT! Raaaaaaaaawr! Bad movie! Bad comics! Baaaaah. Nuklear, don't hate me.
Marry Superman, because he's that classic 50's breadwinner and I'd hate to kill or screw him.
And hot hot lovin' for Batman, because he's freakin' hardcore.
Alrighty, then. Now that I've offended every single one of you... I'm going to cheat.
Satan Yourself Leonardo DiCaprio
If you don't kill DiCaprio, you're doing mankind a disservice beyond measure. Choose wisely.
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Post by pleadingvirtue on Feb 16, 2007 22:50:45 GMT -5
Whoa. I am Satan and myself. I guess I'll screw Satan, marry myself, and kill Leonardo DiCaprio. I think that's the way I want to do it. Okay now...
Betty Boop Jessica Rabbit Jessie from Undergrads
<3
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Post by CoffeeCrisp on Feb 16, 2007 23:13:08 GMT -5
I'm probably not allowed to do this, but I have this THING for both Betty AND Jessica, so. Um. Yeah.
Sorry, Jessie. You're dead. Nailgun to the head executioner style.
Jessica has been ridden more times than a rollercoaster, but I don't care-- Betty won't cheat on me, I marry HER! Again with the 50's and the prrrow!
Obviously, that means Miss Rabbit and I are gettin' busy.
Princess Peach Zelda Cinderella
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Post by pleadingvirtue on Feb 16, 2007 23:58:51 GMT -5
I guess I'd screw Zelda, just because I don't know her that well. I'd kill Cinderella because she's annoying and whiny. And I'd marry Princess Peach, because I'm kind of a psycho.
Jonathan from Buffy Andrew from Buffy Warren from Buffy.
That's right, the Trio. <3
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Post by Nuklearlad on Feb 17, 2007 0:08:55 GMT -5
I would get stuck with this one... and I'm seriously tempted to wait it out.
But here we go..
Screw Warren, cuz he has some general idea what he's doing
Marry Andrew cuz he's good around the house
Kill Johnathon because his life is pathetic and I'm doing him a favour.
Anyhow, Theme = Same Actor! Col. Jack O'Neil Macgyver Richard Dean Anderson
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Post by moroiiangel on Feb 20, 2007 9:37:07 GMT -5
Hmm,
I shall kill off Anderson, because in reality I'm a mixed up Smith. I suppose I shall do th esleeping with macgyver, cuz he's a crazy person whom I wouldn't want to marry. and I shall Marry O'Neil, cuz he's moving up in the ranks. w00t.
Bender Lela Fry
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Post by Nuklearlad on Feb 20, 2007 11:46:35 GMT -5
Easy!
You marry Bender because he's unable to committ and therefore it won't last more then a few days tops.
You sleep with Lela, for obvious reasons
and you kill Fry, because he was clearly supposed to die on the night he got frozen since we all know Cryogenic freezing doesn't work.
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Post by pleadingvirtue on Feb 20, 2007 22:48:24 GMT -5
You didn't put the next options in. Jerk. <3
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Post by zemalia on Feb 23, 2007 0:00:33 GMT -5
Then I will fix.
Ninja Mobster Cowboy
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Post by Nuklearlad on Feb 23, 2007 13:46:55 GMT -5
Sorry, I did have an idea just forgot to type
Answers Screw Mobster -Moll girls are mobsters too and their hot! Kill Ninja- Because if I manage that, I'm awesome. Marry Cowboy- They're never around
Questions (Assassinated!) JFK MLK Abraham Lincoln
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Post by CoffeeCrisp on Mar 2, 2007 9:59:05 GMT -5
Great. Now I get to be a necrophiliac.
JFK's voice alone was so irritating, I'm not sure I could tolerate the two minutes he would last in bed-- forget a lifetime of marriage. That whacko DIES.
Marry Martin Luther King-- because I love a man with a voice and an opinion.
... and secretly, I've always thought Abraham was kinda sexy. I can't help it. Just LOOK at that hat. Y'all know where I'd take HIM for an evening.
*coughcough* I scald my own brain with my indecency.
Sir Anthony Hopkins Sir Roger Moore Sir Paul McCartney
Ladies are always looking for a knight in shining armor...
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