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Post by rabidusfossor on Mar 2, 2007 12:12:53 GMT -5
WOO!
Since I decided on what I'd do with the other two first, Sir Roger Moore gets to die.
I'd screw Anthony Hopkins because then Lindsey would be jealous of me.
I'd marry Paul McCartney because he is a beetle and I adore him.
Let's put a little Spanish in out lives ;D ;
Penélope Cruz
Antonio Banderas
Edgar Ramierez
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Post by CoffeeCrisp on Mar 13, 2007 10:02:34 GMT -5
Antonio Banderaz was Zorro. My mother always warned me about marrying a masked man, so I guess I'll just screw him.
Penelope would marry me. I wouldn't ask-- but I'm pretty sure she's just that kinda loco. Bride-zilla style.
Poor Edgar. We all know HIS fate. K'BANG!
Here's a little insanity for ya'll. (Serial Killers)
John Wayne Gacy
Edmund Kemper
Elizabeth Bathory
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Post by pleadingvirtue on Mar 13, 2007 10:09:56 GMT -5
Hmmm...
I guess I'd marry Elizabeth Bathory, because she's a delight. And I'd screw Eddie Kemper, because I find him kind of fascinating. And I'd kill Gacy, because as much as I love him, his house smells, so he's not good for either of the first too.
More serial killers! Hurrah!
Ted Bundy
Chikatilo
David Berkowitz
Yum yum!
<3
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Post by CoffeeCrisp on Mar 14, 2007 16:01:44 GMT -5
I'm going to do this on a purely mathematical basis, since these are ALL women/children killers and I just don't like their 'type'.
David Berkowitz confessed to killing 6, and was not a sex offender, so I guess I'd marry him.
Bundy confessed to over 30 murders, but under 40, so I'll screw him. He's surprisingly the lesser of two nasty evils, so hey.
Andrei Chikatilo was convicted of the murder of OVER 50 women and children, and he was a slasher rapist... so that SOB gets the death penalty from moi.
On a lighter note...
Those of you who do not recognize the names of these actors... I sigh in your general direction!
Buster Keaton
Harold Lloyd
Mary Pickford
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