Nuklearlad
Black Mail Artist
I'm deep, in a "what the heck is he thinking?" kind of way
Posts: 141
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Post by Nuklearlad on Mar 25, 2007 9:10:38 GMT -5
I have a solution: Break the door on your toaster oven.
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Post by CoffeeCrisp on Mar 26, 2007 17:19:41 GMT -5
I have an explanation; using the toaster-oven door as a weapon, I can stab myself repeatedly. Allowing the resulting wound to become infected, I will likely contract blood poisoning. I may then contact the Red Cross Society, to explain why my marrow is of little use to them. Y'know. Being poisonous, and all.
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Post by moroiiangel on Mar 27, 2007 11:35:45 GMT -5
I have a solution. Train that kidnapped panda to speak perfect english. Now train that panda to read your mind. Now, have that panda say all your gross things for you. He can be your furry translator.
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Post by zemalia on Mar 28, 2007 9:03:15 GMT -5
Okay, people went haywire to solution and explain that one up.. New problem time!
I have a problem: People are slobs.
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Post by CoffeeCrisp on Mar 28, 2007 9:57:44 GMT -5
I have a solution: sharpen your toe-nails.
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Post by rabidusfossor on Mar 28, 2007 10:13:05 GMT -5
I have an explanation: With your newly sharpened toenails you can collect garbage with your feet and throw it out. OR, if you are not kind enough to do that you can step on people's feet with your nails which will cut through any fabric and sever their tendons and veins. Then they shall see the world from the garbage's point of view and be disgusted and start a revolution with other who have severed feet tendons from your freak nails. This goes for anything slobbish in nature and works the same way.
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Post by CoffeeCrisp on Mar 28, 2007 10:18:55 GMT -5
I have a problem: Spring is wet.
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Post by moroiiangel on Mar 28, 2007 10:53:56 GMT -5
I have a solution: Become a taxidermist.
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Post by CoffeeCrisp on Mar 28, 2007 10:55:53 GMT -5
I have an explanation; I can simply sprinkle the world in front of me with the sawdust a taxedermist normally stuffs into animal corpses, thus drying everything out.
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Post by rabidusfossor on Mar 28, 2007 21:39:58 GMT -5
I have a problem: Technology is common to flaw.
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Post by zemalia on Mar 29, 2007 12:04:02 GMT -5
I have a solution: Play soccer in the library.
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Post by moroiiangel on Apr 1, 2007 22:07:48 GMT -5
I have an explination: The soccer playing will destroy the computers in the library, thus ridding the world of a bit of technology. Now play soccer in other libraries, and computer labs across the globe. One breaky noise at a time.
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Post by CoffeeCrisp on Apr 4, 2007 15:10:00 GMT -5
I have a problem: Mr. Silvertongue is defenseless against a giant stone behemoth.
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Nuklearlad
Black Mail Artist
I'm deep, in a "what the heck is he thinking?" kind of way
Posts: 141
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Post by Nuklearlad on Apr 4, 2007 22:02:53 GMT -5
I have a solution: Someone else could play a character in that RP (nudge)
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Post by CoffeeCrisp on Apr 5, 2007 21:01:05 GMT -5
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